DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

It is I, Ringo Origo, announcing my friendship with this individual! It is real, this one is my friend!

Women love speaking in code.

So when she says "I'm fine"

She really means "Cigarette smoking is responsible for more than 480,000 deaths per year in the United States, including an estimated 41,000 deaths resulting from secondhand smoke exposure. This is about one in five deaths annually, or 1,300 deaths every day".

So listen to her and be aware of what she's really saying.