What in tarnation did you just hollar at me you little cattle rustler? You should know that I'm the best gosh darn cowboy from Texas to Tennessee, and I have been involved in countless cattle drives across the midwest, and I have over 300 confirmed wrangles. I am train'd to fire a rattlesnake clean through the eye with my trusty six-shoot from twenny yards off. So do ya feel lucky, partner? I can blow your hat clean off without breaking a sweat, 'ear me buddy. But you just coul'nt, you just darn di'nt, and now you’re gonna have to pay up, you god darn coot. I'll make yer mah privy, boy. Oh boy kiddo, if only you knew the knee-high cow dung you got your boots into by airin' yer lungs at me. You’re a walking coffin, partner.

To masturbate as a man is to admit you 1) have no access to ♥♥♥♥♥ and 2) have no impulse control. If it's 1) it means you are a weak man and lack the resources to attract a woman. If it's 2) you are barely above an insect operating on base level stimuli and don't have the cognitive abilities for self control.
Either way you failed as a man when you decide to masturbate and to freely expel your semen for momentary pleasure means you have a sad life with nothing going on. Alexander the Great never masturbated he found someone to ♥♥♥♥ every time he was horny. Most nights he would be too exhausted from conquering the known world to have sex. Weak men have nothing to be exhausted by they don't do anything and they don't earn their pleasure. Not a single great man in history masturbated
Edit: I seem to have offended a lot of weak men. If you want to read more about the history of masturbation or why only weak men masturbate I suggest you read Kant, Rousseau, Freud, Saint Augustine, or Jung.

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