There once was a ship. This wasn't just any ship, it was a yacht! A yacht filled with random junk and rubbish. One day the yacht became self aware and used one of its many computers (plus a generator and a wireless hub) to play steam games online. Life went on this way until one day, the yacht stubbed its robotic toe while getting up to make a snack. The injury proved fatal, and the yacht could only watch as it bled hyper-realistic blood until its skeleton popped out.

The End