Roses are red,
Nuts are brown,
Skirts Go Up,
Pants come down,
Body to body,
Skin to skin,
When its stiff,
You stick it in,
It goes in dry,
And comes out wet,
The longer it's in,
The stronger it gets,
It comes out dripping,
And starts to sag,
Its not what you think...
It's just a Tea Bag.