deamus i know what u are

u smell

u smell

have a nice offer, added

i caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. i'm still piseed about it but there's nothing i can do. she loves him. i knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. during sex she'd scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but i'm only three inches and five dollars is way too much for what i'm giving. one day i come home to her getting plowed against a wall by this dude. he had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. i tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. this dude's a stone cold pimp and i can't do anything to hurt him, so i can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

i caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. i'm still piseed about it but there's nothing i can do. she loves him. i knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. during sex she'd scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but i'm only three inches and five dollars is way too much for what i'm giving. one day i come home to her getting plowed against a wall by this dude. he had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. i tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. this dude's a stone cold pimp and i can't do anything to hurt him, so i can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.