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"Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
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"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't
let appearances fool you. I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light."
-- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk
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The best you get is an even break.
-- Franklin Adams
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The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to
cringe.
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It's later than you think.
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I steal.
-- Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board
Easy. I own Chicago. I own Miami. I own Las Vegas.
-- Sam Giancana, when asked what he did for a living
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