Kamups is when god said "he is perfect, thats who he is the perfect dude." words by god

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. We hanged our harps upon the willows in the midst thereof.

For there they that carried us away captive required of us a song; and they that wasted us required of us mirth, saying, Sing us one of the songs of Zion.

How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?

If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.

If I do not remember thee, let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth; if I prefer not Jerusalem above my chief joy.

Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation thereof.

O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

+rep *lick*

needs to use the p90 more! weak

M A S S I V E

⠀⠀⠀L E G E N D

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Hello welcome to the great pug, one of the greatest pubs in all of vrchat. Please have a seat at one of the tables, a waiter will be with you shortly.

True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean- inhales ... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's ♥♥♥♥in' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude.

-rep him, and his friends Nierneon and Dorothy Haze kicked me because they went down by the tank. Kicked me because I "suck". Very Toxic and bad at the game upon joining!

I use to Rodeo and do Barrel racing and hog tying but now I'm a certified nerd that is addicted to my first shooter games. I use to play COD on Playstation.

-rep him, and his friends Nierneon and Dorothy Haze kicked me because they went down by the tank. Kicked me because I "suck". Very Toxic and bad at the game upon joining!

-rep him, and his friends Nierneon and Dorothy Haze kicked me because they went down by the tank. Kicked me because I "suck". Very Toxic and bad at the game upon joining!

-rep him, and his friends Nierneon and Dorothy Haze kicked me because they went down by the tank. Kicked me because I "suck". Very Toxic and bad at the game upon joining!

yeah explain please

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm my boi is............................... D U M M Y T H I C C

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

An old throwback

anime butt jiggle wiggle jiggle wiggle
grabbin’ on that ass make it tickle with my dickle
gonna go down maybe suck on her nipple
rubbin on her ♥♥♥♥♥, neko cat, nizzle nizzle
yeah i make it rain, gettin wet daki-drizzle

Lol
I'm ded

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Gay level: Low ◄═══════════════════▓► High

Hmmmmmm To many Choices! i dont know what to pick!

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Am I that alien?

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Hahahhahahahahaha omg

im gonna pour syrup all over my nipples. Then im gonna rub in that syrup with some buttermilk waffles. Then afterwards ill pop those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffles in the toaster, only to watch it explode because of the syrup. I will be put in the hospital by the shrapnel, but i will make an insane recovery and ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out the nurse. that nurse will be super hot ill cream in only 3 seconds even though i only last 6 seconds. she will love the ♥♥♥♥ out of my 2.9 inch penis. We then will become married and she will bang me everyday, with a strap on cause my penis is too small. Then we will have a child which ill give birth to out of my penis, but the baby will actually be a baby sized kidney stone and now im left with a hot wife and a baby sized urethra.

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Poor tony

I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop.
The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me.

My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥.
Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy.

I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up.
That's why I turned Furry.
But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication.
I've had to get stitches three times.

I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his ♥♥♥♥ and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.

Tony, Age 20, Austin, Texas

there's no escaping Lenny. He's always watching...



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Cool M8 lol Happy for ya m8

Also still isn't safe to get on your screenshots

There is a point in your life when the person that loves you very much comes by... It has happened to me and no it isn't you... Nor will it ever be you... Jeez stop asking.. Ur just not my type

YAY!!!!

Do what ever you want with it! ;)

uh can i eat it?

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ ─=≡ΣO)) PIG ANUS

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yea i know xD

Lol u changed it

Are U sure i spelt it Wrong xD?

I see

U spelled confident wrong XD

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　|　３　 | 丶＼ - Hang in there!
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hmmmm... i walked straight into that.... curse u

I Know Dad Gosh

Wait what??! Blowjobs?! Who said anything about those?! I was talking about scrubbing the floors!