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So, my 7 month old kitten bit my penis. This is not a joke and I wish it was. We got him about 5 months ago and he is a very sweet cat. However, at night he has been crawling under the covers and biting my partner and I’s feet. I didn’t think anything of this and always wear loose fitting boxers to bed. To put it simply… my horse had jumped out of the barn from shifting throughout the night and I guess my cat thought it was my toe and took a bite of it like it was an apple. There is no visible puncheon wound but I felt something and heard it make a crunching sound inside and it is hurting pretty bad to piss. This literally happened last night and it’s still hurting. Do I need to go to the doctor or can I wait this out? I really want to save the embarrassment of explaining the incident to my doctor and don’t know what to do. Thanks.

The Low Taper Fade meme is still Massive

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Thanks for fighting off those 6 machete wielding cartel guys so I could visit my wife in the hospital, you're a real one