Recent reviews by DiseasesJesus

Great grandfather POV simulator

The best iteration of the Two Point sim yet, and a price that respects the consumer.

The best in the genre

WHEN DOTA 2 LEGACY? F*** 7.33 trash

this game makes me want to put a rat in a guillotine

Marketing: 10/10
Game: No man/10

I'll start off by saying this game is a lot of fun, by yourself or playing with friends. The handling is very arcadey, but still has a good balance between grip and sliding. The physics are really bad. Like really bad. But that isn't a game killer. It just looks kinda funky when your car gets launched into the air. Customization is limited and there really aren't a lot of cars to choose from. It seems like there is about 25. Which in an open world car game there won't really be anything that makes you a unique driver compared to everyone else in your world. Which is a disappointment. No 'forza style' painting on your car, you just select preset liveries and thats that...

But is it fun? Hell ya. The soundtrack is pretty damn good. Not on par with the lights of forza horizon bass arena, but still good. Is it worth $40?? (you have to get wild run dlc for this game to be any decent at all) Probably not. It only takes 20 hours to finish the single player and reach level cap.. that's $2 an hour in a massive game that could easily been designed for 100+ hours of story driven gameplay. The missions are repetitive and cheesy. The dialogue is insanely cheesy, although acted very well. SHOULD YOU BUY? No. unless its $20 for wild run dlc and full game.
WOULD I RECOMMEND? Yes. It is fun, but lacks content to really be a stellar game. 7.5/10

It's a great game I hope there is a lot more content in the future. But it's not L4D3 PLS Volvo Kappa

2 laggy 2 play. no optimization at all. runs harder on my gpu than gta5 on ultra. BADBADBADBADBAD

Jumps up and down in same spot, feet go deeper into the sand. Who cares about the action this game has dynamic sand.
DYNAMIC F***ING SAND

Hours upon hours of jumping in the sand. I hate beaches because of the sand so I'm glad I can jump in this sand without it getting in my britches.

Personal rating of 9.2/10 would skip going to beaches to jump in the sand