"Heres the deal, guys. I'm inside their group now, but man, this is rough. These guys are so full of themselves, acting like they own the whole damn Zone. They keep making these dumb inside jokes, and I have to laugh along like an idiot just to keep my cover. And the worst part? I told them I was Spanish, and now they won’t stop calling me Paco. Constantly. Just ‘Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco’ all the damn time, like I’m some kind of pet. I swear to God, if one more guy just randomly goes ‘Heh, Paco,’ I might actually lose it.

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Right, that's it. I'm beginning my invasion of Austria