23 y/o gamer. I like story-driven RPGs, as well as sandboxes. -- (i.e. Metro series, Fallout series, Terraria, Minecraft, Rimworld)
2023


The Purple Prayer

(Please recite the words that follow for the best of luck!)

"Oh, Purple Jesus, lord of dominance and destruction, watch over me as I go on my escape from reality, help me obliterate and destroy my foes. Help me break, be and/or escape the law. Help me be the most ruthless survivalist, warrior, and troll ever known to the gaming community. Oh, great one, help me to become the best known player on Steam. A-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-MEN!!!!"

The Purple Oath

(Please recite the words that follow for the trust of the lord of gaming.)

"I solemnly swear that I will do my best to crush my opponent and ruin his every hope to win the next match, I swear to my lord that I will do all in my power to make it to the next level. A-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-MEN!!!!!!"


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2013