Place Of Birth: The Land Beyond the Wobbles
Melee Weapon: Large Fish
Ranged Weapon: Salvaged Walther PPK
Grenades: Holy Hand Grenade
Other Equipment: Waffer Thin Mint, Dirty Fork, Dead Parrot, Lion Tamer Hat, 3rd word of Scribbler's Joke, Upper Class Twit of the Year 1st Place Award
Transport: Hovercraft (currently full of eels)
Affilations: Crimson Perment Insurance, Hell's Grannies
Perks: Fruit Defense, How Not to be Seen, How to Play a Tape Recorder Up My Nose, "No what I Mean?"
Traits: Knowledge of the Forbiden Words, Upper Class Twit of the Year, Knowledge Of American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste with the Miricale Ingedient Fraudulin) (or Shrill petrol with the new additive GLC 9424075 (after 6pm., 9424047)), Limbs of the Black Knight