You can stand anything for 10 seconds. Then, you just start on a new 10 seconds.
You cant get pregnant on a pullout couch.
Comas can change the entire meaning of a sentence:
Ben is in a hurry.
Ben is in a coma.
Shout out to people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
An egg McMuffin is eggs benedict for normal people.
Apparently loligagging is illegal.
Why did Ben fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Are negative numbers depressed?
Real G's move in silence, like lasagna.
Why is it called swimming up and not water climbing?
How often do women visit the ginacologist?
My skull isn't the only thing that's dummy thicc.
Do you want a massage? Cause I'm a misogynist.