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Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
-- Ogden Nash
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The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.
-- Blaise Pascal
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Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.
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Regular Matter, Dark Matter, Wassa Matter
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Laurie Anderson
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'There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad.'
Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror.
'Gosh.'
(Men at Arms)
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World War III? No thanks!
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Princess Leia Organa:
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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