CAUTION: THIS GAME IS 2SPOOKY FOR REGULAR CHILDREN PLS RUN AWAY.

this game absolutely stinks who even names their kid alan. definately the worst halo game theyve come out with so far. i was reely dissapointed when i saw this game at e3 1924 i realized that this game had descent potential becasue it had the barret 50 cal anti material rifle in it. after i left san antonio i was bummed cuz this game wasnt even good and its what i came down for. ON nmy way back i was stopped by the canadien state plees in teh province of mexico. they were rlly bummed because they also came back from e3 and saw alan sleep. they weer wicked bummed so they stole my car and thats when the spooky stuff happened. the cool ranch doritos in my glove compartment turned to nacho chees and my pepsi max disappeared. i still had some lays potato chips in my car but my doctor told me not to eat those becasue my diet only consists of cool ranch doritos and pepsii max. i fell asleep in the desert and woke up. i was alan sleep and i turned into alan wake. boom- spoiler.


10/10 this game ruined my life

CAUTION: THIS GAME IS 2SPOOKY FOR REGULAR CHILDREN PLS RUN AWAY. this game absolutely stinks who even names their kid alan. definately the worst halo game theyve come out with so far. i was reely dissapointed when i saw this game at e3 1924 i realized that this game had descent potential becasue it had the barret 50 cal anti material rifle in it. after i left san antonio i was bummed cuz this game wasnt even good and its what i came down for. ON nmy way back i was stopped by the canadien state plees in teh province of mexico. they were rlly bummed because they also came back from e3 and saw alan sleep. they weer wicked bummed so they stole my car and thats when the spooky stuff happened. the cool ranch doritos in my glove compartment turned to nacho chees and my pepsi max disappeared. i still had some lays potato chips in my car but my doctor told me not to eat those becasue my diet only consists of cool ranch doritos and pepsii max. i fell asleep in the desert and woke up. i was alan sleep and i turned into alan wake. boom- spoiler. 10/10 this game ruined my life