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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:37am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:55am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:12am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 5:16am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:25am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:42am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:28am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:24am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:10pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:09pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:39pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:39pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 1:43pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 5:39am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:25pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:30pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:39pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:29am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 5:40am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:22am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:04am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:40am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:19am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 11:00am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:30pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:16pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:39am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:21am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:49am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:30am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:27am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.