This poet is great, +rep

The rent is due Bob.

The Hollywood News
NO FREE TRADING ALLOWED
In the small town of Hollywood, Florida, on April 4th, 2013, Lance Break, the towns’ mechanic, was trying to repair the towns’ barber, Harry Jones’ car in trade for a free haircut. He really needed a haircut bad and when he found that the barbers car was broke down decided to offer his services. The cops were called and Mr. Break was arrested and hauled off to jail.
Mr. Break was sent to court to see Judge Susan Doe. He had spent a week in jail and was not allowed a trial by jury. The judge listened to his explanation. She said he should have paid for his haircut like everyone else and should have charged the barber for working on his car. She found him guilty for breaking the no free trading law. He was sent to jail for 1 year.