Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
-- Candice Bergen
🤧
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer: You said it, you weirdo.

Mountain Madness
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
🤒
Better dead than mellow.
😫
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a
pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
-- David Guaspari
🙂
A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
🤕
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
-- William Allen White
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I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
🤠
It's possible that I'm just an idiot, and don't recognize a sleepy
slavemaster when I see one.

+rep good lad helped me in CSGO

+rep quick and easy your the best

Darude-Sandstorm.