🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO THEIR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️

THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ WILL SEARCH 🚁ALL RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS 🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇸 FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY

ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY

STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌

I MACED MY ♥♥♥♥.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I FOUND A RANDOM CAN IN A COSET AND SO I SPRAYED IT ON MY ♥♥♥♥ AND BA,LS GOD HELP ME IT BURNS IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURNDS HELP E

Sometimes it feels like my balls are vibrating. It kinda feels like they're filling up or something. It doesn't hurt or anything I'm just wondering why this happens.

🚨♥♥♥♥ INSPECTION 🚨

Hello JELLY. You have been summoned for a mandatory ♥♥♥♥ inspection this FRIDAY the 28TH. Failure to arrive will result in loss of ♥♥♥♥ privileges.

Did among us turn my son gay?

Did among us turn my son gay? Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. ryland screams and calls him sus! I think is is internet terminology for homosexual? Does ryland know something about shane that i dont? Is he a gay psychopath? Moms please give some advice, I do not want a sus son.

How do I explain to my gynecologist that I don't want to get rid of my pubic lice? I am infertile and my sweet little crab babies are the closest thing I have to birthing actual children...