when I win: "The Black Knight always triumphs."
when you win: "Tis but a scratch."
Should you continue to brag about your win: " 'just a flesh wound."
If you are still playing along with my silly little game: please refer to when I win.
any further bragging of your win will be met with utter denial and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ french taunting.