Dude stop making racist jokes it was funny at first but then you started pretending to be Hitler and hitting your mic while pretending it was a jew. And don't even get me started on your transphobia!

I sexually Identify as Donkey Kong. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of climbing over the trees dropping hot sticky banana slammas on disgusting Kremlings. People say to me that a person being Donkey Kong is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. From now on I want you guys to call me “Metal Head” and respect my right to know the secret that the crystal holds and all the magic power that it brings. If you can’t accept me you’re King K. Rool and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I have a bad confession to make. When I'm looking for a good quality in a man, it's not their muscles or even their personalities. I don't care much about their wealth either. Maybe what I'm about to say is outrageous, just maybe. However, you can't help who you fall in love with. For me, maybe it wasn't a 'who', but rather an 'it'. Or perhaps a skill. Maybe it's a fetish. But when I see a man spinning a spinner around, I can't help but appreciate it. A tall, burly man means nothing to me without a spinner. My fantasy is having a man spin one right on top of me, while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ever living brains out. It's gay, I know, but I honestly can't get the image out of my head, my libido CRAVES fidgeting!

Word around town is you're a booger licken sticker picker.

Word around town is you're a booger licken sticker picker.

Alum Yeh Moe Yeh