Recent reviews by Snock

Yes.

The best Battlefield.

Noice.

IMO the US faction is severely overpowered to the only other faction in the game. The US has cheaper units (Trained military are cheaper than random militia?) Better weapons (understandable) but the body armor adds to overall health as instead of an actual item that protects the chest, so all the middle eastern units get killed by the same tier US units in 1-2 chest shots or 1 head shot but than a middle eastern unit has to 5-6 shot to a chest or head shot like literally 5 times to kill a US unit. Even their vehicles are cheaper. Cant recommend until the game is balanced out. If you play the middle east you have to try 2-3 times harder than someone playing the US. (That review was from 2017) Let me tell you since then the game has been improved significantly and balance has been tweaked. Alongside new factions being released the game is now just Men of War if it wasn't janky and old. I can now solidly say this game is fun.

Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!

Yep.

People say its ♥♥♥♥ because the cover is clunky and the graphics are outdated, Infact the cover system and movement are more fluid then any ME game and their almost too Fluid at times, especially when driving the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAKO that thing will flip you into lava and you will be forced to load an autosave from thirty minutes ago when it does. There is only two major problems with ME and thats 1. Even on the hardest difficulty with no aim assist this game is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy however if you do die you will be forced to revert to a save from like 5 years ago so manually save often 2. Graphics people always say they look so outdated, but on the highest settings it looks like ME3 but with less sun glare and less reflection off of EVERYTHING, also everything is very clean for some reason even wards

Went into town
stabbed barkeep
Got raped by pirates
10/10 I ate seagull ♥♥♥♥

-Plane crashed
-Found cave
-Went into said cave
-Went DEEPER into said cave
-Died screaming its too deep to pull out
10/10 wouldn't pull out again

Played as Great Britain, everyone hated me because the game says British people are hated by the whole world for being ♥♥♥♥♥ 10/10