Bearded Dragon
Estonia
Dragons have beards.
Dragons have beards.
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③张p約b→(3pq.cc) 9 Aug @ 9:39am 
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StraUf 14 Apr @ 8:47am 
The pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.

Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the orgiers: "Who's there?"

Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist, came a response from beyond the door. "Banana."

Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial remuneration)." There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this. One absolute rascal of a fart.
皮总 24 Feb @ 8:10am 
一起去酒店玩游戏吖,长腿 各种制服都可以.
megar 13 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm 
+rep nice huntress n_n ggs!
Lilyas 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:22am 
Give me them toes :steammocking: