Recent reviews by Every Villain Is Lemons

"After careful review of your case, we've decied to DENY your unban request."
GG thanks for falsely banning me for cheating back in 2017, thought I'd piss on your grave.

This is a well-made realistic military simulator, to an extent. It is such a fun experience with friends in scenarios and multiplayer servers. The bots in this game are horrible. They see you 500 meters away with deadly accuracy on the main map while on the DLC map Tanoa, they see you through the jungle which is thick as you can imagine. I've had bots shoot and kill me only to find out they're able to do so through 3 bushes and a tree. Another thing that bugs me is with my i7 along with my 1080ti I only get about 25-30 fps on high settings. I pity anyone who buys this game without a good-OP rig and expects to play it on anything except low-medium. There's way too many DLC's for things that should just be part of the game. A DLC for a handful of snipers and scopes? Really?

Wildly fun game with friends, although there are some balancing and network issues. Do not under any circumstances stay in a game where your ping bar on the bottom right is yellow-red. You get hit through windows and over pallets even when your ping is 50-60, if you get over 100 its just brutal for both killer and survivor. I have a good amount of hours in this game and I can say that it's a fun way to spend time but can be frustrating at times.

I only recommend buying this game when it is not full price. It is a really buggy experience unless you have overhaul mods. As a rogue, I had a reign of terror upon the town of Cologne. My thieves pickpocketed by day and looted buildings by night. For some reason, every illegal act I do was being cataloged as evidence. You can always check what evidence other dynasties have against you and may decide to use in trial at any time. Unfortunately..... it seems that every single dynasty shares evidence against you in some giant hive mind collective. I committed a murder about 2 miles away from any city with no witnesses, and get taken to trial for it(with no notification), by a dynasty who lives in a different town.. They must have been hiding in that tree. No notification to tell me I have a trial, no notification to warn me that it starts soon.(These are both things that are supposed to happen in the game) "Declared outlaw". No autosave. gg wouldn't recommend unless its <5$.

Do not play this game with a damn laptop

10/10

Probably the funnest game you will ever play if you like micromanagement games.
Beware though, this game can be wildly unstable and crashes *often* for me(I have a lenovo y50-70)
Make sure you keep hittin that save button

What. Happened. To. This. Game.
I cannot recommend this.
The first release of this game was way better than whatever this is.

Ehhhh.. It's a pain in the ass that units run slower than my grandma in a wheelchair. Also you can only select a few units at time, making a full out charge a huge ♥♥♥♥♥.

In the current version (10/14/14) this game is ok. A few problems I've noticed is that apparently you can miss a 9mm pistol shot at a person right next to you. I can know nothing about guns and still be able to hit somebody that close. Another thing is wiffing at people right next to me with my axe. How do they even have time to dodge that, let alone me needing skill to miss that close. More multipliers should be added depending on distance.

When this game first came out it was the worst 60 dollars I ever spent. Now? Not too bad of a game. Awesome if you like this time period. I only recommend this game modded. Vanilla is bland, repetitive, and the AI is just brain dead or cheats to the point of making the game not all that captivating.

All in all however, you made a mistake if you skipped playing this iteration of the Total War series.