Hey Vlad i'll be hosting a charity dinner tomorrow to recognize people who struggle to orgasm. If you can come let me know.

Dear Vlad,

I am writing to you from my boat on the ocean near Elektro, Isk and I have found an abundance of resources and what not as well as vehicles which we intend to save.. We were headed to Elektro on a recon mission to kill opposing survivors and gather weaponry.. Unfortunately, Isk had to go.. I am now going by myself, wish me luck friend..
P.S: Sorry about what happened, I left as soon as the hacker began tp'ing us.

Sincerely,
Scary Monitor