A simple legend about a complex wonder
One can only imagine the beauty and succulent flavor that is, Fried Chicken. From the humble farm comes the majestic chicken, although flightless, its flavor has the power alone to cause chaos, both in ancient civilizations and the African-American community.

Circa 1350, during the era and spread of the Black Death, fried chicken is used as a treatment for the horrid disease. Fried chicken was subsequently lost after the Black Death passed.

Fast forward to 1520, the Spanish launch attacks against the mighty Incan empire, upon the discovery that they have been harboring a fried chicken goldmine. In the destruction and bloodshed that brought down the Incan empire, the fried chicken was lost one more.

The mystic legend of the fried chicken has passed through generation, and with many hoaxes, the world lost hope and the mighty legend of the great fried chicken was abandoned.

Until one man found the answer, in 1930, when a man by the name of Colonel Harland David Sanders discovered that the African-American community had the secret to the best fried chicken, that which was equal to the legends. He humbly took the honor of spreading the word of Fried Chicken throughout the world, and thus Kentucky Fried Chicken was born.

The African-American community was amazed at how a Caucasian could construct such a marvelous feast of fried chicken, without prior knowledge. Because of this, the gods bestowed upon the Colonel, the secret of fried chicken. The chicken breast that was in this said meal, had to be fermented in a vat sweet watermelon sauce before becoming the Fried chicken we all know and love today.

Using this knowledge, the Colonel was able to perfect the Fried Chicken to such a degree, that when he passed, he was accepted into the Ghetto of Fried Chicken and Watermelon.

© Archibald Lewis Godric Randolf , 2015