mw2 hacker--stupid child

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-rep ate my baby

I was a cigarette for a costume party over the weekend. When I asked myself why I was dressed up looking like a six foot Marlboro light, I told myself it was a special occasion. But two days later, about to buy groceries, I had the urge to put on the costume, and I just wasn't strong enough to fight it.

Now, I'm in the costume almost as much as not, and people are starting to notice there's a guy in a cigarette costume walking around town, and they're asking questions. It's jeopardizing my job.

Yesterday I was at the mall, and my wife saw me in the costume for the first time. I was so ashamed; I turned around and ran as fast as I could yelling "TASTE LIKE NO OTHER" until I got outside. I don't think she recognized me; when she got home, she went straight to bed and hasn't mentioned it to me today.

Anyway, I need to stop but can't. What should I do?

I'll add to the list of things I'll never see, along with Obama's birth certificate