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Happy 9/11 eve!!!! ✈️🏙💥Hope you’ve been a good little boy or girl this year...👦🏼🧒🏾cuz ♥♥♥♥ Cheney’s been watching you closely 👀👀👀 and If he thinks you’ve been p a t r i o t i c 🇺🇸🗽enough, he’ll preemptively strike you with good luck and presents 🎁 BUT if you haven't been good 👎👎👎this year, he'll come into your house late at night and accidentally shoot 🔫 your parents in the face and NEVER apologize for it ever. And if you've been R Ë Æ L L Ÿ bad, he'll 🏛will magically find oil in your backyard and plant wmd's in your closet. 🤗 So, have a great 9/11 eve with lots of cake and balloons and remember to Never Forget our fallen heros and fallen buildings on this eve of celebration ❤️❤️

Hahaaaa you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, you thought? Youre actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid enough that you BELIEVED in that reality??? I cant even begin to imagine how little power it takes to make your brain function. I am BAFFLED at your minds ability to function on just 3 brain cells you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT. You MORON. To even THINK that there is a fellow man out there, living on the same earth as someone as INGENIOUS as I am, and theyre THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid? Get GOT you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAVEMAN. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ICE AGE level FREAK!

I have a reservoir of Shrek's ♥♥♥ on my property; it's hidden from aerial view so the government helicopters can't detect it, it's about 4000 tons worth of ogre ♥♥♥, preserved using next-generation preservation techniques. It's temperature-regulated, and stored in a silo that mimics Shrek's testicles (Shreksticles as I call it,) therefore it's as if the sperm had never even left Shrek in the first place. I normally wouldn't offer any to share, but I am willing to give a tablespoon to each member of this community to do whatever they want with it. It's not much, so be wise with your actions; if you want more after that, it's going to be $5500 per tbsp. 50% of the proceeds go directly to Shrek, and the other 50% go into my pocket, which will allow me to continue my preservation efforts