turkmenistan gaming's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 9:54am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:19am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 7:41am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:37am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:31pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 4:13am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 9:59am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 7:01am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 11:57am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:38pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 4:29am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 6:39am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 5:36am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 4:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 2:33pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 3:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:15pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:42pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:28pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 4:35am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:58am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:02pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 9:17am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2014 @ 1:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 10:30am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 3:14pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 7:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:34pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:14am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 9:17am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:39am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:41pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 3:21pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 5:47am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 9:30am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 9:16am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 6:45am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 10:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 12:18pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 8:17am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 8:39am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 2:04pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 4:17pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 1:35pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 2:02pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 2:55pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 8:36am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

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Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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