“SHE PICKED THE FROG OVER ME…”
I SCREAMED AS I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH MY MONITOR AND Q’D INTO ANOTHER RANKED LOSS

“CHLOE NOOOO”
I TYPED IN ALL CHAT AS SHE FLASHED INTO FROG’S HEART
SHE SAID “GG GO NEXT” AND QUEUED UP WITH HER IN DUO
I WAS SOLO’D IN REAL LIFE.

I TRIED TO 1V1 FROG IRL
SHE HAD MOBILITY BOOTS
DODGED EVERY EMOTION I THREW AT HER

I WATCHED CHLOE WALK AWAY INTO THE SUNSET WITH FROG
HAND IN HAND
MATCHING ICONS
BOTH WITH HEARTSTEEL SKINS.

I’M IN SHAMBLES
I’M PLAYING YUUMI SOLO TOP OUT OF GRIEF
THANKS CHLOE.

NOW I’M PERMA MUTED, DEMOTED, AND SINGLE.
LOVE IS JUST ELO LOSS.

bro… you really blocked me just cuz I laughed when you accidentally said “pawsitively” instead of “positively”? 😭 i thought it was a typo… UNTIL I SAW THE TAIL MOVE.

you think I didn’t notice the sudden influx of “howls of approval” and “sniff sniff i sense danger” in your Discord chats?
you think I didn’t hear you say “I need to go recharge my floof” when leaving voice call?? 😭

this wasn’t me laughing at you
this was me laughing because I realized…
you weren’t typing “owo” ironically anymore.

AND YOU BLOCKED ME FOR SEEING THE TRUTH??

I will not rest until I uncover the lore.
You can hide the fursuit receipts. You can deny the FurAffinity account.
But you can’t block destiny. 🐺✨

Unblock me, coward. I’m ready to accept you… fur real

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