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Captain Fish Sticks must not be trusted, he has many minions that produce a liquid called shredded lego which causes serious burns to the Burger Man. To avoid the shredded lego try applying a paste of Liquid mercury and Hemlock root to appease the bacteria that holds together the Lego.
If there are any survivors of the War Of The Poultry and Red Meat, please meet on Christmas Island where High Lord Supreme General DODO will assemble us into squads of insanely massive numbers and together we shall drive back the Lord of the Ear Rings. When that is done we can sit down and have a gin and tonic.