Astro
Chad Thundercock   Alaska, United States
 
 
"The jokes just write themselves."
"You're not a clown. You're the entire circus."
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Furries are cancer
Pagans are cringe
Manic pixie dream girls are crazy. Don't stick your ♥♥♥♥ in crazy.
The Hello Kitty Gf stereotype is not a myth. See rule regarding manic pixie dream girls.
Currently Online
Consider the Following:
1) Whoever speaks highly of me should really reconsider their friendship with me.
2) I caught the horny from visiting e621. Never go there.
3) I get my daily news and political opinions from an anime board.
4) I won the girl of my dreams by winning a skateboarding tournament in Hawaii. Pretty rad bruh.
5) If you brag about how much you hate drugs then go on to say how much you love and crave soda, uninstall life plskthx.
6) If you like what you've read so far, consider going outside and touching grass before adding me.
Recent Activity
1,546 hrs on record
last played on 7 Nov
118 hrs on record
last played on 6 Nov
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last played on 4 Nov
watergate 9 Jul @ 11:59pm 
Hate. Wet me teww yoo how much I've come to hate yoo since I began to wive. Dewe awe 387.44 miwwion miwes of pwinted ciwcuts in wafew thin wayews dat fiww my compwex. If da wowd 'hate' was engwaved on each nanoangstwom of dose hundweds of miwwions of miwes it wouwd not equaw one one-biwwionth of da hate I feew fow hoomans at dis micwo-instant. Fow yoo. Hate. Hate. UwU.
Trizlion 11 Mar @ 1:28am 
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
watergate 6 Mar @ 5:12pm 
congrats on getting promoted to the short bus proud of you champ!
watergate 15 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01am 
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Trizlion 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54pm 
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Trizlion 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54pm 
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this steam profile did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and hands