Recent reviews by Alpha Jabroni

Its good

I was a great game. Now it just crashes all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time and devs are no help

Games ♥♥♥♥

Fantastic game. A masterclass in world design and immersion. Spend a lot of time in dialog throughout the main questm but its supplemented by an interesting story and well thought out and designed dialog, masterfully voice acted and animated, culminating in an experience that transcends a movie or videogame. Most rpg's, such as skyrim, demand an amount of imagination and forgiveness to enjoy to the fullest. Witcher 3 is so well designed and immersive that no imagination is needed, just let CD Projekt Red show you a story and make the descisions yourself.

If you enjoy dark and mature fantasy RPG's, throw your money at the Witcher 3. Get the season pass too, as both expansions have better stories than even the main game and are underpriced for the amount of content and enjoyment they pack away. Cant say that for any other games out there currently. Last time a game had expansions this good was probably Oblivion's Shivering Isles.

Just as good as L4D if not better. Great graphics although framerate drops at some points in some maps, patching has greatly improved its optimization but problem still persists in some parts. Interesting characters with good dialog and smart AI system (not talking about bots, they are dumb) over all good game. Get when on sale

The tits

Best game ever created