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Recent reviews by Karl Marx

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8 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I don't know why I bought this, but I sure as all hell regret it! I didn't even get the promised "Five star general" achievement or the "Five star ribbon". Probably didn't even get XP boost too. I was scammed.
Posted 27 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I literally cannot play the game anymore, for reasons beyond my control. You see, the last update for this game came in 2015, and thus, some bugs still remain, including the bug I'm currently talking about. The game claims that I "don't have enough space for a save file, please clear at least 256 KB of space" even though I have well over 100 GB of free space.
Posted 18 November, 2017.
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0.7 hrs on record
It's a pile of crap. Don't get it. Fun fact : this game used to be a paid game, and I paid around 10-15$ on it. Shame I wasted those. I could have spent them on more useful things.
--5/10
Posted 30 September, 2017. Last edited 16 March, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.4 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
i recieved this product for free lel
Posted 9 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
214.8 hrs on record (200.7 hrs at review time)
A message to The Beautiful GTA Modding Community :

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

How deep is your love,
How deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

How deep is your love,
How deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love

How deep is your love,
How deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
[Repeat fading out]

Copyright property of the BeeGees (probably still?)
I found the lyrics on a website ( http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beegees/howdeepisyourlove.html (plz don't sue me.....
plz I beg mercy of you..))
Posted 16 June, 2017. Last edited 16 June, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
47.1 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Bad game counter-terrorism without MP5 impossible.
Posted 25 December, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.4 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
KKK and ISIS join up to form a team. And you either have to fight them alone, or fight your counter terrorist buddies to the death while defending a bomb that never explodes and vice versa.

10/10 KKK Suicide bombers
Posted 15 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
28.1 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
-Joins server
-Joins Allies
-Becomes tank
-Moves around for a while
-Sees infantry charge
-URA!!!!
-Switches to hull machinegunner
-Accidnetally shoots Soviet, thinking he's German
-Friendly is AI so teamkill is forgiven automatically
-Tank crew laughs
-Tank crew : "Nothing you can't fix with a hammer!"
-Yes, Sergei. I know that we have factories instead of hospitals
-Tank immediately explodes
-Artillerygot lucky
-Rage quits
-Writes this review
-Fin.
Posted 21 June, 2016. Last edited 27 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i do love this game and really recommend it , but please , can you tone down the requirments a bit so i can actually run the damn game, please?
Posted 25 February, 2015.
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