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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:33am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:40pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:40am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 10:34am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:06am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:14pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 5:42am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:57am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:58am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?