add me up, +rep carried lost game

Well executed!

Take up the Fat Man's burden –

Send forth the biggest breed.

Proselytize your lifestyle

And teach the world to feed.

Go wait in heavy harness

While scrawny folk grow wide.

Erect the golden arches,

And herd the world inside.

Take up the Fat Man's burden -

Get Europe to play nice.

Convince them war is pointless

(and teach the Germans twice).

Crush their armies with more stuff

Than in their wildest dreams;

Prove our path the wiser way

Then sell them all blue jeans.

Take up the Fat Man's burden –

Keep fighters in the sky

To wield the threat of bombing

And make aggressors cry.

For freedom plain and simple

Ship Javelins far and wide.

Go seek another’s safety;

In trade take nought but pride.

Take up the Fat Man's burden –

No tawdry rule of kings.

Push votes for Han and Uyghur;

Cause nightmares in Beijing.

Conquest is not required,

Just send the burger clown.

Let's show them how it's done!

Lets play one more round?

Trashplayer