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Dear Customer,
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank.
The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

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