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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 6.4.2016 klo 14.52

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.33

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 12.8.2016 klo 19.08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 14.28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 9.15

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 22.6.2015 klo 8.49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 24.6.2015 klo 18.55

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 11.7.2016 klo 17.29

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 21.15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 26.11.2019 klo 17.58

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 9.09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 4.4.2016 klo 8.50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 13.18

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 9.33

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 22.6.2015 klo 10.31

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 4.11.2019 klo 20.08

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 8.57

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 8.8.2016 klo 14.50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 12.4.2019 klo 20.21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 22.6.2015 klo 8.28

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.33

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 15.05

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 10.54

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 9.24

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 11.8.2016 klo 16.30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 26.4.2016 klo 12.23

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 22.6.2015 klo 10.32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 20.49

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 12.11.2019 klo 18.18

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 10.11.2019 klo 19.12

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 21.12.2021 klo 21.54

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 22.11.2019 klo 19.24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 22.11.2019 klo 19.24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.19

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 14.35

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 10.38

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.45

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 9.03

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 11.7.2016 klo 17.15

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 6.11.2019 klo 13.41

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 17.34

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 12.59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.25

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 8.8.2016 klo 14.47

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.16

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 12.24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.25

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 19.6.2015 klo 8.38

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 13.11

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 18.6.2015 klo 13.08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 23.6.2015 klo 13.51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 23.12.2018 klo 14.20

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 6.4.2016 klo 15.03

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 6.4.2016 klo 14.57

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 11.7.2016 klo 16.30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 14.7.2017 klo 14.59

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 20.6.2015 klo 17.22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 20.42

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 13.43

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 6.11.2019 klo 13.30

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 9.11.2019 klo 21.18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 13.7.2015 klo 21.20

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 14.7.2015 klo 8.27

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 4.4.2016 klo 9.48

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 25.7.2016 klo 12.20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 14.8.2016 klo 15.07

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 7.12.2021 klo 21.52

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 5.12.2021 klo 14.17

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 23.49

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 26.11.2019 klo 17.52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 26.11.2019 klo 18.07

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 26.11.2019 klo 18.33

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 28.3.2019 klo 17.09

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 4.4.2016 klo 9.27

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 29.11.2019 klo 18.10

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 25.6.2019 klo 20.12

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 15.7.2016 klo 10.38

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 16.7.2016 klo 12.33

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 4.4.2016 klo 8.45

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 13.7.2016 klo 19.38

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 3.4.2016 klo 17.21

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 6.8.2016 klo 9.57