kont -rep

delectable individual

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

ur mother is a fat ♥♥♥♥♥ and if shes dead then better

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

you play like a god 🔥 add me pls

Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
representatives will flame the living ♥♥♥♥ out of the poster of
your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of
an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
is offering ``flame insurence''. Under this arrangement, if
one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish O'Tauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
recent aquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton
😶

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>you're camping
>team is down
>so nervous, only you left
>you're physically shaking from nerves, sitting in the corner
>meekly listening for steps
>t-t-two are coming
>team is laughing at you and ghosting your position
>suddenly, you feel a warmth behind you
>its the ghost of ScreaM!
>he puts his hands on your hands
>you shiver and let out a fart
>suddenly you've ♥♥♥♥ yourself
>you pull out a triple round ace in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants
>your team stops trying to play and just sit behind you ready to throw you a new ak so you can drop yours and pick up a new one instead of reloading
>you win the match and everybody commends you and adds you to their friends list
>scream is looking at you at in disgust as he slowly fades away
>you mumble out "t-thanks scream-sensei" right before he disappears
>you go change your pants and feel humiliated anyway

H̸̢̪̖̙̠̝̆̀̂̈́̌̌͝ͅa̶̧̙̣̱̭͈̅̄̒͂͊͒̏̏̕s̵̝̰͗͑͐̿̍̓̓̕̚͜͠ ̸̞̺͎̦̤̖͍͊̈́͛̇̈́̾̊̈́̌̈́ͅͅͅa̷̺͖͎̩̙͒̊̀̉̋͂̋͒̕͘ ̸̹͙̙͈̘͐̓͠s̴̨̜͖͙͑̎̔̀̓̃̂̍͘m̴͎͒̐̃͋̊͑̐́́̐͒̚͠ä̵̘̤͈̱́̾̍͐̈͌̈́̀͘͝l̸̢̢̧̜̺̱̱͙̤̗͚̜̦̺̋̿̓̐̎̔̈̓͠ͅl̵͙̬͖̞̐̊̐̎͐͋́͌̏͗̀͋̕͘͠ ̶̜͕͉̬̹͕͙̣͋̿̌͐͊̍̕p̴̢͙͇͇̹̥̠̦͛̿̇̾͛͆̈͂͊̚͘͘̕͠͠e̵̛̺̐̂͑̍̏͌͌̀̊͒̓͜n̴̘̬̞͗̈́̃̿͒͗̐̕̚ĩ̶̢̢̧̧̗̹͖̥̳̺̥̇͠s̸̡̛̥͇̗͍̹̳̹̤̳͌̿̔͌͘ ̴̢͙̣͓͙͍̜̣̱̳͍̃̓͋̽̈̾͝͝

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-Rep After a good game in Rainbow Six, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rainbow Six games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rainbow Six lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then threw whatever's in the cannister at him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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IM PROUD OF THIS ♥♥♥♥

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Massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0/10 would not buy me a negev because he was too busy buying the "Round winning defuse kit" witch yes won us the round but still I would of won with negev.

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