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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. WARLORD WHIPLASH IS A ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS MICROSCOPIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥' QUILLY ♥♥♥♥ OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. WARLORD WHIPLASH, YOU GOT A SMALL ♥♥♥♥. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFFSHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Your nuts are so small and nonexistent! I dream about it every day! Please let me have some of your gracious nuts! Sucking your nuts is the key to my living!

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Yes it is I, Winnie the Pooh-typie, I really love honey, I really love mohoney in fact I wish mohoney would destroy me in mario party everyday, why do I suck so much? I am a high rowlla, please mohoney can I spend the next half of this comment gurgling on your nuts? Oh thank you GRACIOUS mohoney UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH GWAUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH