Happy Birthday !




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Happy Easter

I know I make jokes every holiday season... but I want to cut it out this one time because sadly it seems people forgot what the Easter is really about:

In reality, Easter is a time to remember that Jesus Christ was HUNG, on the cross,
DIED, was buried, and fought ♥♥♥♥♥ in hell FOR YOUR SINS!!! So today, make sure that every sin counts hunty! This season sodomize with a super SEXY someone to make our Savoir's sacrifice something special!
OR DON'T Because girl, while you're out hunting for easter eggs
My ass will be huntying for a new and i do NOT need that competition!
But henny way... I yall and I hope and pray you stay strong on this bunny trail to cummies!

"Love thy neighbor... BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT!"
-Moses Probably

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"A thot by any other name still guzzles skeet"
-William Shakesqueer

Happy Valentines Gay!
You know what that memes,
Its valen- time to show ur daddy what a squishy little thot you really are.
Send this to 5 normies you know need to come out and release their inner valentines freak.
Get 1 back and you'll get a cummy in your tummy!
Get 5 back for a candy and roses ass romantic ball slapping ♥♥♥♥ with
The delicious daddy you love and deserve 2night!!
Love you!

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It’s The Fourth Of July
And I Want To Eat Your Hot Dog If Ya Know What I Mean
Send This To 5 Patriotic Daddies or the 'S will turn on you!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

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