WARNING. This guy was supposed to buy my washer dryer machine for £150. He wanted to see it working first, and asked if he could do a load of laundry. After he finished, he said "let me go get the money", got in his car, and drove away with his clean clothes.

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he likes my "Special Sauce" on his waffles

After a good game, I added him, because he seemed like a cool guy. We communicated for several months, we became good friends. Many banter, many different CS games and, most importantly, real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said that he would come, so I looked forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, he pushed me against the wall and began to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ touching my leg. I hit him and then knocked him out. It turns out he was gay. Do not believe this guy

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-nice van

-has lots of v-bucks

-would be kidnapped again

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He makes pp hard