The Story Of Omegapie5!!

One day a little old lady was baking a pie and then she was bringing the pie to her husband who worked at the toxins plant. While she was there she ans he husband ate and ate the pie, then the both went home to bake another one together. While the pie was in the oven the pie came to life from the left over toxins on the husbands hands and the pie came out of the oven and ate the old lady and man saying "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING EATEN!" So then the pie went about eating three more people and then took form of a human and got the name Omegapie5 and he lived happily ever after. The End.

Omegapie5 Finds Love.

After years of going around with a normal human life he finally says to himself, "I feel lonely in this world." So he does some soul searching. He goes on all sorts of dates with people tall, wide, skinny, short, but none of them are right. So he figures out that he needs someone like him. So he starts to bake another pie with sugar and spice and everything nice but the pie doesn't come to life so he is heartbroken. He then remembers he needed some toxins in the pie to he goes to the toxins plant and gets some toxins and makes a pie with sugar, spice, everything nice, and toxins. After the long hour of cooking she somes out as beautiful as can be and lives a happy life with Omegapie6.