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I am a poor african boy trying to make it.

I sold my wife and two children for better internet connection.
This is my first and only account and I am better than you because
I am super talented in CS:GO and my internet is 0.6 mbit/s.

Even tho I only have a few hours played in this game I am super
good because we all know that african people have good reflexes.

My goal is to get into FPL and Rank S in ESEA and I hope to make it
by the end of my professional CS:GO carrier. I also have fun
carrying my friends to high ranks because I am a nice person.

Sometimes I rage in CS:GO because my team is ♥♥♥♥ and I cannot
carry and that makes me very angry. I sometimes beat my dog
because he steals my internet connection when browsing
instagram on WI-FI. He is always liking other photos of other
dogs and I hate him because I am lonely as ♥♥♥♥.

I have no skins in my inventory because I am used to being
poor african boy that doesnt have any color in his life.
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep because I am depressed
and very sad because I am ♥♥♥♥ player, but I am still better
than you. My gaming chair is made of mahagony and its very
uncomfortable. Sometimes my ass hurts so bad that I get
hemorhoids from my chair, but in the end it is worth it
because I get to rekt noobs like you HA HA.

if you read this to an end then you are an idiot.

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