Hello im jorgos known as founderer of my penis :D:-D

I am 11year old csgo medium- player im is playing mostyl competive leagues and stuff like that!!!!
After having sex with the 4th girl of my young life at the time, I decided to get an STD check. Not for any physical reasons, mostly for the emotional reassurance. Anyways, I called my neighbor across the street who is 3 years older than me (basically my big brother) and I told him that I made an appointment to get checked and I asked him what it entailed. He said it wasn't too bad; they did a sperm sample, swabbed his ♥♥♥♥, checked his blood etc etc. So I felt pretty prepared going in there a few days later. On my way to the clinic I was feeling pretty nervous to ejaculate in a cup but I reassured myself that it was going to be fine.
When I finally got there, an older lady called my name and handed me a clear cup and escorted me to the restroom and said, "Please go in here." I was picturing more of a comfortable room where I could do my private thing of choking my chicken but I thought ♥♥♥♥ it, the bathroom will suffice. I remember looking around for some pornographic material because my neighbor said that they provide you with some but there was nothing. I remember thinking what the ♥♥♥♥, this place just expects us to use our imagination? Disappointed, I said oh well, not like I haven't used just my imagination before. So I began…yes... masturbating over the sink…anyways I remember amazingly rubbing one out pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast…almost too fast….so I thought that I'd wait in there an additional 10 minutes because I didn't want her to think that I was some type of freak. After waiting in there for what felt like an eternity I finally handed my semen filled cup back to the old lady nurse who acted impatient and upset that I took so long. I began following her down the hallway.
The woman set the cup on this desk table thingy, looked at it, and then picked it up again and she jiggled the cup a little bit…. She stopped…I held my breath as I looked at her face as I saw it turn from confusion to sheer horror. She turns to me and goes, "Ummmm sir, WE ONLY NEEDED YOUR URINE!" I will never forget the feeling that I had at that very moment. My face got red, I felt immediately hot, my legs felt weak. I just wanted to get the ♥♥♥♥ out of there. There have been so many embarrassing moments in my life but luckily I can think pretty quickly on my feet and I can dig my way out of most uncomfortable situations. As for this moment…there was no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shovel in sight for me to dig myself out of. Nothing to say nothing to do, i just stood there terrified. I just jizzed in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ urine sample cup and now this poor elderly woman who was probably months away from retirement was now horrified and confused as she was gripping a hot cup of my potential babies. I'm guessing the clinic never trained her for situations like this. Even if she had made a joke to lighten the mood it would've been better- it would have killed the tension in the room. Instead she remained stoic- I felt awkward and scared; I felt like a monster.
After going back to pee and a few tests later I got the F out of there. After much reflection though, I now think that she deserved it. Because honestly, yes I did ASSUME that she wanted a sperm sample but the woman never specified what she wanred. Therefore she assumed I knew too and when both people are assuming chances are that one of them is going to get a cup full of the other one's jizz. It's just the way it is.
God I still cringe just thinking about that day. Sometimes when I'm looking at myself in the mirror, I randomly think of that old woman's face as she realized that she's holding a cup filled with my hot semen soldiers and I just bust out laughing and shake my head. Good times.