Steps on how to Company of Heroes 2
1.) Get some friends to play with you
2.) Beat the bots on hard
3.) Think you're the best at this game
4.) Join an online match
5.) Build some tanks
6.) Sit there helplessly while they are blown up
7.) Realize the only people who play this game are already Gods at it
8.) Continue playing against bots for the rest of your life, and never exit the safety of a private match.