So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive ♥♥♥♥ makes me horny as ♥♥♥♥. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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