cool guy on tuesdays

I was on an E-sports team with this guy back in the Worms days (NightCrawler E-Sports team). He is mega serious about his cartoonish worm competition, and he was, at the time, the 2nd worst player on the team. Anyways we lost a big tournament and came in 140th and while I was getting into my car in the parking lot I turned and saw him standing in the dimly lit area. Took me aback for a second until I realized it was him. He had his head tilted forward to look scary and said, “I’m P.O’ed No Cap.” I said the average “we’ll gettem next time but he didn’t let up. He insulted my off meta, patented wormy wiggler technique with a deathly straight face. If ever there were a moment when I was seeking an exit it was then. While I was listening to his ungodly rant I nervously grabbed the car door behind me and opened it. I got into the car as fast as I could and pulled out of there. I hope the next time I see him I nail him the with the gassy grandma.