I was just 13 when I first heard of Amy Schumer. Even at 13 I knew I had to have her. Every time I saw her empowering comedic routines, I would get lost in her plump figure: losing myself in the un-ending rolls of her perfect body in that tight leather suit. I was determined to have her. I could not rest until she was mine. I got tickets to her next performance in Montreal. Lucky for me, they had an all-access backstage pass. I got to the theater early and decided to see if these tickets were “all-access” after all. My penis grew inside my pants and I wanted, no, needed her right now. As soon as she laid eyes on my manhood, she grabbed me by the collar of my shirt (like the empowered woman she is) and demanded I strip for her. I nodded in agreement and when she saw my package, she instantly swallowed my ♥♥♥♥! For the empowered woman that she was, you could tell that my ♥♥♥♥ was making her choke but she didn't quit! She stroked on my hard shaft, licked my ♥♥♥♥ up and down, gagged

on my tip, swallowed my balls, you name it. I felt her tenacity as she made me closer and closer. Before I knew it, I was close. Maybe it was her tongue worming around my ♥♥♥♥ or her two chins massaging my balls, but I was gonna burst. I screamed out, trying not to ♥♥♥. It was so hard, sweat was pouring down my forehead and a vein was bursting in my head I didn’t want to let her down. I would have lasted longer too but it was when she stuck her finger in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I filled her up. Gallons of my warm man juice flooded her mouth. She gasped through the semen bubbles for air, but she is a strong woman so she caught her breath in no time. Because I was only 13, some people call it rape but it's not rape if it's Amy Schumer!

The Calculus Legend

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