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Shenzhen, Guangdong, China 
🐝 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 💃 * 🚗 * 👳 * 🐊 * 💙 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🍖 * 🚙 * 👃 * 🎄 * 🌂 * 💎
ㅤ* A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins for Pete sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!"
ㅤ* One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
ㅤ* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
🚕 * 👹 * 📘 * ⛳ * 💛 * 🌸 * 🚘 * 🐛 * 😺 * 🎫 * 🎈 * 📗 * ⛳ * 🎽 * 👑 * 🐠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*